GOTCHA

>> > Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with
>> a
>> $100 bet
>> > on the side. "But," said the duffer, "since you're obviously much
>> better
>> than
>> > I, to even it a bit you have to spot me two  gotchas'." The golf pro
>> didn't
>> > know what a 'gotcha' was, but he went along with it.
>> > And off they went.
>> > Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club members were
>> amazed to
>> see
>> > the golf pro paying the duffer $100.
>> > "What happened?" asked one of the members. "Well," said the pro, "I
>> was
>> > teeing up for the first hole, and as I brought the club down, the
>> jerk
>> stuck
>> > his hand between my legs and grabbed my balls while yelling
>> 'Gotcha!'
>> > Have you ever tried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the SECOND
>> > 'gotcha'?"