VISITING ST. PETER

>Three couples were on their way to a party in a minivan one
>winter evening, and as they were rounding the turn the driver
>lost control of the vehicle, which ran off the road and down a
>hillside, bursting into flame and killing everyone inside.
>
>Very shortly thereafter, the three couples appeared before St.
>Peter.
>
>Peter pointed an accusing finger at one of the men and said,
>"YOU?  All YOU ever thought about in life was drinking!  You
>drank every morning, every evening, on the weekends, at
>lunch...you even married a girl named Sherry!"
>
>He pointed at the second man and said, "And YOU!  You thought of
>nothing but money!  Everything in your life had to do with greed,
>money, making money, keeping money, making more money...you even
>married a girl named Penny!"
>
>The third man took his wife's hand and began walking away.  "Come
>on, Fanny, I don't want to wait around to hear what he has to say
>to us."