IN A BALLOON

>A pair of hot air balloonists realizes that they are lost.  They reduce
>their altitude and spot a person down below.  They lower the balloon
>still further and yell: "Excuse us!  Can you tell us where we are?"
>
>The person below shouts: "Yes.  You are in a hot air balloon, hovering
>30 feet above this field."
>
>"You must work in Management Information Systems" cry the balloonists.
>
>"I do," replies the person on the ground.  "How did you know that?"
>
>"Well," cry the balloonists, "everything you have told us is technically
>correct, but it's no use to anyone."
>
>The person below shouts, "You must work in Marketing."
>
>"We do," reply the balloonists, "but how did you know?"
>
>"Well", exclaims the person below, "you don't know where you are, or
>where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help.  You're in the
>same position you were before we met, but now it's *my* fault!"