LATE NIGHT DRINKING

>> >Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
>> other
>> >and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.  Whenever I  go
>> home
>> >after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get
>> to
>> >the driveway, I shut off the engine and coast into the garage,  I
>> take my
>> >shoes off  before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get
>> >undressed in the bathroom, I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
>> and
>> >yells at me for staying out so late."
>> >
>> >His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
>> wrong
>> >approach.  I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
>> steps,
>> >throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my
>> wife's
>> >butt and say, 'How about a little?'" and she pretends that she's
>> asleep.