GUNNYSACKS

>> > Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette,
>> > and one a blonde.  They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn
>> > where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed
>> > up,
>> > they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for
>> > camouflage.
>> >
>> > About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The
>> > sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.   When he
>> > got
>> > up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back,
>> > "Just three gunnysacks."
>> >
>> > The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy
>> > kicked
>> > the
>> > first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the
>> > deputy
>> > told the sheriff there was a dog in it.
>> >
>> > Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so
>> > the  deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.
>> >
>> > Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound
>> > at
>> > all.  So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes".