SHOPPING AT WAL-MART

>> > > A woman goes into WalMart to buy a rod and reel.  She
>> > > doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and
>> > > goes over to the register. There  is a Wal-Mart "associate"
>> > > standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse  me
>> > > sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
>> > >
>> > > He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the
>> > > counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it
>> > > from the sound that it makes."  She didn't believe him, but
>> > > dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "Thats a 6'
>> > > graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
>> > > line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00".
>> > >
>> > > She says, "Thats amazing that you can tell all that just by
>> > > the sound of it dropping on the counter.  I think it's what
>> > > I'm looking for so I'll take it."
>> > >
>> > > He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the
>> > > meantime the woman farts.  At first she is embarrassed but
>> > > then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was
>> > > her..being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only
>> > > person around.  He rings up the sale and says, "That will
>> > > be $25.50."
>> > >
>> > > She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
>> > >
>> > > He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck
>> > > call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."