A DOG'S LIFE

>> Two dogs, a poodle and a great Dane, were waiting in their cages at
>> the
>> vet's office. The poodle was very nervous and started a conversation
>> with the
>> great Dane by saying, "Boy, did I screw up yesterday."
>> His neighbor, being sympathetic, asked what happened.
>> The poodle explained, "My owner is a very religious lady who recently
>> became engaged to the choir director of her church. His family came
>> over to meet
>> me.
>> "I don't know what it was about his mother, but when she walked in I
>> lost
>> control and started humping her leg. I couldn't stop. They eventually
>> got hold of my collar, damn near choked me to death and then threw me
>> in the
>> back room, so now I'm here to be castrated."
>> The great Dane said, "I can understand your situation. My owner is an
>> old
>> gay man who never lets me go out. Yesterday he had just completed his
>> shower and was bent over the tub cleaning it out when I walked by.
>> When
>> I
>> saw his
>> bare ass in the air, I lost control. I mounted him and rode him for
>> all he was
>> worth. I stayed on him until we both collapsed from exhaustion."
>> The poodle then said, "So I guess you are here to be castrated also?"
>> "No," said the great Dane, "I'm here to get my      nails clipped."