ACTUAL "DEAR ABBY" EXCERPTS

>>  DEAR ABBY: I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much
>> I'm not even
>> sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
>>
>> DEAR ABBY: I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been
>> on the pill
>> for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should
>> share half the
>> cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
>>
>> DEAR ABBY: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it.  Now how
>> do I get out?
>>
>> DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an
>> hour every
>> week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
>>
>>  DEAR ABBY: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know
>> he drank until
>> one night he came home sober.
>>
>> DEAR ABBY: I met this nice guy who was in the service. He's the chief
>> petting officer.
>>
>>
>> DEAR ABBY: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but
>> I can't afford
>> to spend a lot of money to do it.  Any suggestions?
>>    -SAM IN CAL.-
>>  DEAR SAM: Yes. Run for public office.