THE DATE

>> >A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and
>> finally
>> >she agrees to go out with him.  He takes her to a nice restaurant,
>> buys
>> >her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls
>>  over
>> >to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and
>> he's
>> >getting pretty excited.  He starts to reach under her skirt and she
>> >stops him, saying she's a  virgin and wants to stay that way.  "Well,
>>
>> >OK," he says, "how a bout a blow job?"
>> >"EEEEyyyyyyeeeewwwwwww!" she screams.
>> >"I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"
>> >He says, "Well then, how about a hand job?"
>> >"I've never done that," she says.  "What do I have to do?"
>> >"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to
>> shake
>> >up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?"  She nods.  "Well,
>>
>> >it's just like that."
>> >So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it.  A
>>
>> >few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes
>> close,
>> >snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ears and he
>>
>> >screams out in pain.
>> >"What's wrong?!" she cries out.
>> >"TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!!!!!!"