TEE TIME

>> > Four men went golfing together one day.  Three headed to the first
>> tee
>> > and
>> > one went into the clubhouse to take care of the green fee.  The
>> three
>> > men
>> > started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the
>> > others,
>> > "My son is a home builder, and he's so successful that he gave a
>> > friend a
>> > new home-for free!  That's the kinda guy he is."
>> > The second man said, "My son's a car salesman and now he owns a
>> > top-of-the-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend
>> > two
>> > Cadillacs!  He's very generous that way."
>> > The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a
>> stock
>> > broker
>> > and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock
>> > portfolio!
>> > He's going to go far, that boy of mine."
>> > The fourth man (of whom the others were quite jealous) joined them
>> on
>> > the
>> > tee after a few minutes. The first man mentioned, "We were just
>> > talking
>> > about our sons and about how well they're doing.  How is your boy
>> > coming
>> > along?"
>> > A sad frown formed across his face, as he sheepishly admitted,
>> "Well,
>> > just a
>> > couple of weeks ago, he told me he was gay. His mother and I were
>> > quite
>> > shocked, in fact, devastated!"  His frown cleared and he smiled, "He
>> > must be
>> > doing something right though, a group of his boyfriends just gave
>> him
>> > a
>> > house, two expensive cars, and an entire stock portfolio."