LEWINSKY LIMERICKS

>>>The following are the results of a recent contest held at the
>>> Black Rose Pub in Boston. The contest requirements: To use the
>>> names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick.
>>>
>>> Judged as the top 4 entries:
>>>
>>> Entry #1
>>> There once was a gal named Lewinsky
>>> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
>>> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
>>> on this flute made of beef
>>> that stole the front page from Kaczynski
>>>
>>> Entry #2
>>> Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
>>> We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
>>> Since you look such a mess
>>> use the hem of your dress
>>> And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
>>>
>>> Entry #3
>>> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
>>> what Kaczynski must surely have known:
>>> that an intern is better
>>> than a bomb in a letter
>>> given the choice to be blown.
>>>
>>> Entry #4
>>> There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
>>> Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
>>> When on Kenneth Starr's lap
>>> she confided, when trapped,
>>> "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky*."
>>>
>>> *Nijinsky is a throughbred racehorse (not be be confused with the
>>> ballet dancer).