MALES AND FEMALES

>>  THINGY (thing-ee) n.
>>
>>  -- female: Any part under a car's hood.
>>  -- male:  The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
>>
>>  VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
>>
>>  -- female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
>>  -- male:  Playing ball without a cup.
>>
>>  COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.
>>
>>  -- female:  The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
>>  partner.
>>  -- male:    Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a
>>  weekend with the guys.
>>
>>  BUTT (but) n.
>>
>>  -- female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured
>>  makes "look bigger."
>>  -- male:   The organ of mooning and farting.
>>
>>  COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
>>
>>  -- female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
>>  -- male:   Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
>>  girlfriend.
>>
>>  REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
>>
>>  -- female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
>>  -- male:   A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2
>>  minutes.
>>
>>  TASTE (tayst) v.
>>
>>  -- female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking,
>>  to make sure it's good.
>>  -- male:  Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad,
>>  prior to tossing it out.