TOO OLD TO BREAST FEED

>> >> TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOUR CHILD HAS GROWN TOO OLD FOR BREAST-FEEDING:
>> >> 10.  He can open your blouse by himself.
>> >> 9.  While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
>> >> 8.  He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
>> >> 7.  He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
>> >> 6.  He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
>> >> 5.  Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
>> >> 4.  After each feeding, he has a smoke.
>> >> 3.  He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
>> >> 2.  You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Dueling Banjos."
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>> >> And the number 1 sign that your child is too old for breast
>> feeding:
>> >> 1. Beard abrasions on areola.