BECOMING CATHOLIC

>> > Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they
>> > happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that
>> > says, "Covert to Catholicism and get $10."
>> > One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His
>> friend
>> > turns to him and says, "Murray, what's going on?"
>> > "Abe," replies Murray, "I'm thinking of doing it."
>> > Abe says, "What are you, crazy?"
>> > Murray thinks for a minute and says, "Abe, I'm going to do it."
>> > With that, Murray strides purposefully into the church and comes out
>> > twenty minutes later with his head bowed.
>> > "So," asks Abe, "did you get your ten dollars?"
>> > Murray looks up at him and says, "Is that all you people think of?"