SEX JOKES

>> Father Kirkpatrick is conducting anatomy class at the Catholic school.
>> He asks, "Now class, tell me what part of the male anatomy expands seven
>> times when excited, ... sister Katherine?
>>
>> Sister katherine stands, her knees start knocking and she stutters
>> repreatedly, stating she can't say. "All right, Sister. Sit down." The
>> Father turns to another classmember: "Brother Patrick."
>>
>> Patrick: "Why, yes of course Father, its the pupil of the eye."
>> Kirkpatrick: "That's correct Patrick, very good." "Now as far as you to
>> Sister Katherine, I have three things to tell you girl...
>>
>> One, you don't know your anatomy...
>> two, you've a dirty mind..., and
>> three, you're going to be sorely disappointed!"
>>
>> **
>>
>> As a six-year-old passed his parents' bedroom he heard a lot of moaning,
>> groaning and thumping coming from within. Taking a peek, the boy caught
>> his mom and dad in the act. But before his father could even react, the
>> boy cried out, "Oh boy, horsey ride! Daddy, can I have a ride?"
>>
>> Relieved that he would get out of a lengthy explanation, dad eagerly
>> agreed and let his son hop on while in midstroke. Before long, the tempo
>> picked up and soon mom resumed moaning and gasping.
>>
>> "Hang on tight, Daddy," the boy cried out. "This is the part when me and
>> the mailman usually get bucked off!"
>>
>> **
>>
>>
>> A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the
>> front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going
>> and she replied "I'm going to Las Vegas."
>>
>> He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him "I just
>> found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for
>> free!"
>>
>> He pondered that Then went into the house and packed his bags
>> and returned to the porch by his wife. She said "And just where do
>> you think you are going?"
>>
>> He replied "I'm go too". "Why?" She asked. He said "I want to see how
>> you you are going to live on $800.00 a year."