HEARD YA COMING!

>A guy rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name
>on the group mailbox.  While there, an attractive young lady comes out of
>the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
>He smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him.  As
>they talk, her robe slips open, and it quite obvious that she has nothing
>on
>under the robe.  Poor guy breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye
>contact.  After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says,
>"Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming..."
>He precedes her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she
>leans
>against it allowing her robe to fall completely open.  She purrs at him,
>"What would you say is my best feature?"  The flustered, embarrassed guy
>stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out "Oh,
>it's
>got to be your ears!"
>She's astounded!  Why my ears?  Looks at these boobs!  They are full, don't
>sag, and they're all mine!  My butt - it's firm, doesn't sag, and has no
>cellulite!  Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars!  Why in heaven's
>name
>would you say my ears are the best part of my body?!"
>Clearing his throat once again, he stammers - "Outside when you said you
>heard someone coming - THAT WAS ME!"