SATAN IN THE CHURCH

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of
Johnstown got up early and went to the local church.  Before the 
services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and 
talking about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.  Everyone 
started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling 
each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one 
elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving . . . 
seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in 
his presence.

Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said,  "Don't
you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you  afraid
of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."