JOB DESCRIPTION

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a
living.

Timmy stood up and said,
"My mom is a doctor!"

Sarah stood up and said,
"My father is a professor!"

Little Johnny stood up and said,
"My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!"

The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a point
of calling little Johnny's father that evening.

When she told him what little Johnny had said, he told her, "Actually,....
I'm a corporate attorney, but how I'm I supposed to explain that to a seven
year old???"