THE GENIE IN THE LAMP

>> >      >
>> >      > Three guys, an Iowan, a  Wisconsinite and a Minnesotan are
>> out
>> > walking
>> >      > along the beach together one day.  They come across a lantern
>> and
>> > a Genie
>> >      > pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three
>> > wishes
>> >      > total," says the Genie. The Iowan says, "I am a farmer, my
>> dad was
>> > a
>> >      > farmer, and my son will also farm.  I want the land to be
>> forever
>> > fertile
>> >      > in Iowa."  With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land
>> in
>> >      > Iowa was forever made fertile for farming.
>> >      > The Wisconsinite was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
>> around
>> >      > Wisconsin, so that no one can come into our precious state."
>> > Again, with
>> >      > a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall
>> around
>> > Wisconsin.
>> >      > The Minnesotan asks, "I'm very curious.  Please tell me more
>> about
>> > this
>> >      > wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high,
>> 50
>> > feet thick
>> >      > and nothing can get in or out."
>> >      > The Minnesotan says, "Fill it up with water."
>> > --
>> >