TWO WHAT?

>two what????
>
>Olaf died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed
>someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends
>
>Swen and Lars to come and try to I.D. the body. Swen went in and the
>mortician pulled back the sheet and Swen said, "Yaa, he's burnt pretty bad.
>Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Swen looked at his ass
>and said, "No dat ain't Olaf."
>
>The mortician didn't say any thing but thought that was kind of strange.
>Then he brought in Lars to I.D. the body and Lars looked at him and said,
>"Yaa he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and
>Lars looked down at his ass and said, "No dat ain't Olaf."
>
>The mortician said, "How can you tell?" Lars said, "Well Olaf had two ass
>holes." "What?  He had two ass holes?" said the mortician.
>
>"Yaa, everyone in town knew he had two ass holes. Every time the three of
>us went to town everyone would say, "Here comes Olaf with them two ass
>holes!"