THE DEATH OF A COWBOY

>> > A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp
>> > to
>> > meet
>> > the chief.   The chief says to the cowboy, "You going to die.  But
>> we
>> > sorry
>> > for you, so give you one wish a day for three days.   On sundown of
>> > third
>> > day, you die. What is first wish?"
>> >
>> > The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his
>> horse.
>> > The
>> > cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the
>> > horse on
>> > the back.  The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes
>> back
>> > with a
>> > naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with
>> > the
>> > cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring,  "Typical white
>> man
>> > -
>> > can
>> > only think of one thing."
>> >
>> > The second day, the chief says, "What your wish today?"  The cowboy
>> > says, "I
>> > want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The
>> > cowboy
>> > leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear,
>> > then
>> > slaps it on the back. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a
>> > naked
>> > redhead.  She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.
>> >
>> > The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man - going
>> to
>> > die
>> > tomorrow and can only think of one thing."
>> >
>> > The last day comes, and the chief says, "This your last wish, white
>> > man.
>> > What you want?"  The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
>> >
>> > The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both
>> > ears,
>> > twists them hard and yells, "Read my lips!  POSSE, damn it!
>> > P-O-S-S-E!"