OF PIGS AND PERSONALITIES

>> actually, this is pretty darn close to accurate 
>> >>>> PIGS and PERSONALITIES
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Do this, and don't cheat by reading the whole thing first.
>> >>>> It's hysterical if you do it right!
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Get a blank piece of paper, and draw a picture of a pig on it,
>> just a
>> >>>> basic
>> >>>> drawing, don't spend all day on it.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU DRAW YOUR PICTURE!!
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>> >>>> PLEASE CREATE YOUR OWN PIG; THIS TO IS VERY IMPORTANT!
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>> >>>> NO CHEATING--- IT REALLY SPOILS THE FUN!
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>> >>>> DRAW THE PIG FIRST!
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>> >>>> HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING??
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>> >>>> IF NOT, GO BACK AND DO IT NOW!
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>> >>>> OK now to the interesting stuff...
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>> >>>>
>> >>>> The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the
>> artist.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> If the pig is drawn:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
>> >>>> Toward the middle, you are a realist.
>> >>>> Toward the bottom, you are a pessimistic, and have a tendency to
>> behave
>> >>>> negatively.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember
>> dates
>> >>>> birth
>> >>>> dates, etc...)
>> >>>> Facing right, you are innovative and active but don't have a
>> strong
>> >>>> sense of
>> >>>> family, nor do you remember dates.
>> >>>> Facing the front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing
>> devil's
>> >>>> advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
>> >>>> With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little
>> for
>> >>>> details
>> >>>> and
>> >>>> are a risk taker.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> With less than four legs showing, you are insecure or are living
>> through
>> >>>> a of period of major change.
>> >>>> With four legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to
>> your
>> >>>> deals.
>> >>>> If there are more than four legs, you are stupid.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!
>> (and
>> >>>> again...
>> >>>> more is better!)
>> >>>>
>> >>>> OK! Who didn't draw a tail?!