flowers of disgust
"..and I wish I were a viking."
 

 Lyrics: Diggin' For Gold 
A Most Unpleasant Sight

(a most unpleasant sound)

Save Dave

well I don't know who he is
and I don't know what his problem is
but something tells me he needs my help

  well I'll do what it takes
  I'll do all I can
  If there' one thing you gotta do it's stand by your man
  I wanna save dave

Well I know a man dying of cancer
I know a man, stuck on a railroad track
but I really don't give a damn
about them anymore

  well I'll do what it takes
  I'll do all I can
  If there's one thing you gotta do it's stand by your man
  I'm gonna save dave

c'mon people all over the land
c'mon people goddamn
we can save dave

As If Everyone Were Dead

I love you more than a trainwreck
you make me feel squishy inside
when your heart beats next to me like a thousand cattle drives
thundering accross the plains of my soul

  It's just as if everyone were dead
  said it's just as if everyone were dead

Well I spilled paint thinner in my eyes
but at least your voice still rings in my ears
like the worlds largest and best  bell
girl right now it seems

  It seems like everyone were dead
  seems as if everyone were dead

there's bats in my stomach and lizards in my brain
I'm made of rotting wood
and the termites of love are eating me away

Well I lost six of my my fingers
in a fishing accident
you smiled despite the blood on your shirt
"I see your blood matches mine"
and you stole my piano
can't play without fingers anyway
well how about that
and as I am falling unconscious in the boat
it just seems

  said it seems as if everyone were dead
  said it seems as if everyone were dead

Well I'm alone in a boat that's sinkin' slow
I can't feel or see anything
I can hear you running away
like a distant far away freight train in the night
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you I hate you I hate you
with  a passion
but love you all the same

  when its just as if everyone were dead
  when its just as if everyone were dead

Magic Boots

uh uh uh magic boots magic boots magic boots
I got my self some magic boots yeah

well my life was so empty
and my brain so angry
and my feet were getting so cold
I got my self some magic boots

one of silver one of gold

They help me to fly
I soar up in the sky
they're my favorite boots

and then one day drunk with my own I misused the boots.
misused the boots

uh uh uh magic boots magic boots magic boots
I got my self some magic boots yeah

well y'think you're so great
you with your storebought haircut
I konw you'll never be as good as me
cause I've got magic boots

one of silver one of gold

my magic boots are the world to me
they never let me down
cause when I'm feeling sad and low
they dance me round and round aaa

uuh  uhhaw  uh waaah  aaa
magic boots magic boots nagic boots magic boots
whoa lord I got myself some magic boots

one of silver one of gold

[voice of Karreem abdoul Jabaar "don't misuse the shoes"]

2 Become Viking

well I really like the spice girls
I went to see their movie three times
and I have both their albums
oh whoa whoa
but they never answer my letters
and I wish I were a viking

Diggin' For Gold

  diggin' for gold
  diggin' I'm diggin' for gold

Well I'm a prospector
one foot in the grave
I work in hole with a pick in my hand
but I'm not a grave digger per se

I got rugged boots
cause it gets pretty rough
If y'wanna be a prospector like me
y'know y'gotta be pretty tough

want me to cut your hair
I wouldn't do a good job
I'm not a barber I'm a prospector
that's my barber his name is bob

  diggin' for gold
  diggin' I'm diggin' for gold

I dont' watch TV
and I don't read the news
If y'want opinions don't come to me
I ain't got no point of views

I wish you'd go away
you're a-takin' up m' time
every minute I'm not diggin' for gold
costs me another dime

well broke m'leg
It grieves me to say
I tripped over m'own shovel
the other day

What am I to do?
I said what am I to do?
Can't dig for gold can't even tie my shoe;
what's a prospector like me to do?

The Block Schedule Song

You talk about         your block schedule
well I don't like it   your block schedule
In fact I hate it      your block schedule
don't understand it    your block schedule

go to hell with your block schedule

ba      ba    da da    ba da da   da  da  da

you go promotin'       your block schedule
It makes me angry      your block schedule
I think it sucks       your block schedule
It dont' work well     your block schedule
I don't appreciate     your block schedule

go to hell with your block schedule

Water

(instrumental)

Everybody Hates Kyle Waugh

everybody hates Kyle Waugh

These Pants

these pants are broken
these pants are broken
these pants are broken
these pants are broken
these pants are broken
these pants are broken
these pants are broken
ooooooo
these pants are broken
ooooooo
these pants are broken
ooooooo
these pants are broken
ooooooo
these pants are broken
these pants are broken
ooooooo

these pants
these pants
these pants
these pants are broken
these pants
these pants are broken
these pants
these pants are broken
these pants
I hate these pants
these pants are broken broken pants
these pants
these pants
these pants
these pants
these pants
these pants
I hate these pants
[unknown instrument solo]

Burrito #3

got a burrito
found it on the floor
I got a burrito
that I bought at the store
I got two Burritos
but I need one more

one burrito
one burrito is not enoiugh
three burritos
three buttitos would be grand
but two burritos
two burritos is not enough it just won't do

I got two burritos that just won't do
burrito #1 burrito #2 burrito #3 Burrito #2

won't you tell me where to find Burrito #3
Burrito #3 Burrito #3

Hey you Burrito man!
Yeah, whatcha need?
I need one more burrito!
one more burrito!
one more burrito.
one more burrito, coming up.
one more burrito

Won't you tell me where to find  Burrito#3
Burrito #3 Burrito #3

uh wuh wuh wuh

I got a burrito
got it at the store
I got a burrito
found it on the floor
I got two burritos
and now I got one more

This Song

(instrumental)

"B" For Bron

Bron Bron Bron Bron Bron
"B" for Beautiful
"R" for Resplindent
"O" for Outstanding
"N" for Noble
"B" for Bold and Brave
"R" forRightious
"O" for Open minded
"N" for Noteworthy

Bron Bron Bron Bron Bron
"B" for Bountiful
"R" for Resilliant
"O" for Oh so wonderful
"N" for Neat
"B" for Billiant
"R" for Robust
"O" for Outrageous
"N" for Nice to animals

Bron stood up one day and turned to face me
then he grabbed me by the shirt and said
"I am Bron, hear me roar."
Bron got on a train  it was a big train
Although not so big and bold as Bron
"I am Bron, hear me roar."

Bron Bron Bron Bron Bron
"B" for Best of all
"R" for Reasonable
"O" for On my mind
"N" for Nifty
"B" for Better than you
"R" for Round and shapely
"O" for Oh so might
"N" for Nearing perfection

Bron Bron Bron
"B" for Brainfull
"R" for Rockin'
"O" for Omen of kindness
"N" for Nice pants and glasses
"B" for Big Hearted
"R" for Runs fast
"O" for Omnipotent
"N" for Needs no Introduction
Bron.

Open and Shut Case

(instrumental)

House of Cards

hey let's build a house of cards!
okay!
house of cards
build myself a house of cards
house of cards

The Death of Bradley Bailey

followe the trail that bends intoe the foreste
heare the wail of the Harpies high above
be not affraid as you quite the warmthe of your laire
lace up your bootse and look to the roade aheade

followe the olde roade throughe the valley  of saddnesse
cross  the deserte of anguish and river of paine
navigate the sea of anxiety and there you will see
deepe in the land of the demons doste he lie

  for we knowe where we must goe
  although the roade  be treacherous
  and we will walk one thousand miles
  to the place where Bradley Bailey died

some folks they talke of heros of olde
I knowe of one man who towers above them all
you may think me a fool but I'm putting all my eggse in one baskete
with the sun at my back I'm heading for the lande of the demons

  for we know where we must goe
  although the roade  be treacherous
  and we will walk one thousand miles
  to the place where Bradley Bailey died
  and we will sing arounde the pyre
  of the death of Bradley Bailey

Dance Song

If you want to dance here's a song to dance to
If you were transparent I could see right through you
ba da da ba da da

Spice Guys Finish Last

well I really like the spice girls
I went to see their movie three times
and I have both their albums oh whoa whoa
but they never answer my letters
and I wish I were a viking