(a most unpleasant sound)
Save Dave
well I don't know who he is
and I don't know what his problem is
but something tells me he needs my help
well I'll do what it takes
I'll do all I can
If there' one thing you gotta do it's stand by your man
I wanna save dave
Well I know a man dying of cancer
I know a man, stuck on a railroad track
but I really don't give a damn
about them anymore
well I'll do what it takes
I'll do all I can
If there's one thing you gotta do it's stand by your man
I'm gonna save dave
c'mon people all over the land
c'mon people goddamn
we can save dave
As If Everyone Were Dead
I love you more than a trainwreck
you make me feel squishy inside
when your heart beats next to me like a thousand cattle drives
thundering accross the plains of my soul
It's just as if everyone were dead
said it's just as if everyone were dead
Well I spilled paint thinner in my eyes
but at least your voice still rings in my ears
like the worlds largest and best bell
girl right now it seems
It seems like everyone were dead
seems as if everyone were dead
there's bats in my stomach and lizards in my brain
I'm made of rotting wood
and the termites of love are eating me away
Well I lost six of my my fingers
in a fishing accident
you smiled despite the blood on your shirt
"I see your blood matches mine"
and you stole my piano
can't play without fingers anyway
well how about that
and as I am falling unconscious in the boat
it just seems
said it seems as if everyone were dead
said it seems as if everyone were dead
Well I'm alone in a boat that's sinkin' slow
I can't feel or see anything
I can hear you running away
like a distant far away freight train in the night
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you I hate you I hate you
with a passion
but love you all the same
when its just as if everyone were dead
when its just as if everyone were dead
Magic Boots
uh uh uh magic boots magic boots magic boots
I got my self some magic boots yeah
well my life was so empty
and my brain so angry
and my feet were getting so cold
I got my self some magic boots
one of silver one of gold
They help me to fly
I soar up in the sky
they're my favorite boots
and then one day drunk with my own I misused the boots.
misused the boots
uh uh uh magic boots magic boots magic boots
I got my self some magic boots yeah
well y'think you're so great
you with your storebought haircut
I konw you'll never be as good as me
cause I've got magic boots
one of silver one of gold
my magic boots are the world to me
they never let me down
cause when I'm feeling sad and low
they dance me round and round aaa
uuh uhhaw uh waaah aaa
magic boots magic boots nagic boots magic boots
whoa lord I got myself some magic boots
one of silver one of gold
[voice of Karreem abdoul Jabaar "don't misuse the shoes"]
2 Become Viking
well I really like the spice girls
I went to see their movie three times
and I have both their albums
oh whoa whoa
but they never answer my letters
and I wish I were a viking
Diggin' For Gold
diggin' for gold
diggin' I'm diggin' for gold
Well I'm a prospector
one foot in the grave
I work in hole with a pick in my hand
but I'm not a grave digger per se
I got rugged boots
cause it gets pretty rough
If y'wanna be a prospector like me
y'know y'gotta be pretty tough
want me to cut your hair
I wouldn't do a good job
I'm not a barber I'm a prospector
that's my barber his name is bob
diggin' for gold
diggin' I'm diggin' for gold
I dont' watch TV
and I don't read the news
If y'want opinions don't come to me
I ain't got no point of views
I wish you'd go away
you're a-takin' up m' time
every minute I'm not diggin' for gold
costs me another dime
well broke m'leg
It grieves me to say
I tripped over m'own shovel
the other day
What am I to do?
I said what am I to do?
Can't dig for gold can't even tie my shoe;
what's a prospector like me to do?
The Block Schedule Song
You talk about your
block schedule
well I don't like it your block schedule
In fact I hate it your block schedule
don't understand it your block schedule
go to hell with your block schedule
ba ba da da ba da da da da da
you go promotin' your block
schedule
It makes me angry your block schedule
I think it sucks your block
schedule
It dont' work well your block schedule
I don't appreciate your block schedule
go to hell with your block schedule
Water
(instrumental)
Everybody Hates Kyle Waugh
everybody hates Kyle Waugh
These Pants
these pants are broken
these pants are broken
these pants are broken
these pants are broken
these pants are broken
these pants are broken
these pants are broken
ooooooo
these pants are broken
ooooooo
these pants are broken
ooooooo
these pants are broken
ooooooo
these pants are broken
these pants are broken
ooooooo
these pants
these pants
these pants
these pants are broken
these pants
these pants are broken
these pants
these pants are broken
these pants
I hate these pants
these pants are broken broken pants
these pants
these pants
these pants
these pants
these pants
these pants
I hate these pants
[unknown instrument solo]
Burrito #3
got a burrito
found it on the floor
I got a burrito
that I bought at the store
I got two Burritos
but I need one more
one burrito
one burrito is not enoiugh
three burritos
three buttitos would be grand
but two burritos
two burritos is not enough it just won't do
I got two burritos that just won't do
burrito #1 burrito #2 burrito #3 Burrito #2
won't you tell me where to find Burrito #3
Burrito #3 Burrito #3
Hey you Burrito man!
Yeah, whatcha need?
I need one more burrito!
one more burrito!
one more burrito.
one more burrito, coming up.
one more burrito
Won't you tell me where to find Burrito#3
Burrito #3 Burrito #3
uh wuh wuh wuh
I got a burrito
got it at the store
I got a burrito
found it on the floor
I got two burritos
and now I got one more
This Song
(instrumental)
"B" For Bron
Bron Bron Bron Bron Bron
"B" for Beautiful
"R" for Resplindent
"O" for Outstanding
"N" for Noble
"B" for Bold and Brave
"R" forRightious
"O" for Open minded
"N" for Noteworthy
Bron Bron Bron Bron Bron
"B" for Bountiful
"R" for Resilliant
"O" for Oh so wonderful
"N" for Neat
"B" for Billiant
"R" for Robust
"O" for Outrageous
"N" for Nice to animals
Bron stood up one day and turned to face me
then he grabbed me by the shirt and said
"I am Bron, hear me roar."
Bron got on a train it was a big train
Although not so big and bold as Bron
"I am Bron, hear me roar."
Bron Bron Bron Bron Bron
"B" for Best of all
"R" for Reasonable
"O" for On my mind
"N" for Nifty
"B" for Better than you
"R" for Round and shapely
"O" for Oh so might
"N" for Nearing perfection
Bron Bron Bron
"B" for Brainfull
"R" for Rockin'
"O" for Omen of kindness
"N" for Nice pants and glasses
"B" for Big Hearted
"R" for Runs fast
"O" for Omnipotent
"N" for Needs no Introduction
Bron.
Open and Shut Case
(instrumental)
House of Cards
hey let's build a house of cards!
okay!
house of cards
build myself a house of cards
house of cards
The Death of Bradley Bailey
followe the trail that bends intoe the foreste
heare the wail of the Harpies high above
be not affraid as you quite the warmthe of your laire
lace up your bootse and look to the roade aheade
followe the olde roade throughe the valley of saddnesse
cross the deserte of anguish and river of paine
navigate the sea of anxiety and there you will see
deepe in the land of the demons doste he lie
for we knowe where we must goe
although the roade be treacherous
and we will walk one thousand miles
to the place where Bradley Bailey died
some folks they talke of heros of olde
I knowe of one man who towers above them all
you may think me a fool but I'm putting all my eggse in one baskete
with the sun at my back I'm heading for the lande of the demons
for we know where we must goe
although the roade be treacherous
and we will walk one thousand miles
to the place where Bradley Bailey died
and we will sing arounde the pyre
of the death of Bradley Bailey
Dance Song
If you want to dance here's a song to dance to
If you were transparent I could see right through you
ba da da ba da da
Spice Guys Finish Last
well I really like the spice girls
I went to see their movie three times
and I have both their albums oh whoa whoa
but they never answer my letters
and I wish I were a viking