FoD -- The Viking Trail

"arise to dance, or else to die."

Lyrics: The Viking Trail

When the Bees Come Down

        Just the other day, the skies opened wide
        and my dearest one, they arrived
        My Darling...

        They descended all yellow and black
        and now that the bees came down, we can never go back
        Baby I... I...

        I feel so Happy! when the bees come down.
        I want to dance! dance all around.
        I want to sing! I sing

        Hay-O! Hay-O! Hay-O! Hay-O!
        (BUZZ!)
        Hay-O! Hay-O! Hay-O! Hay-O!
        (Collecting Honey!)
        Hay-O! Hay-O! Hay-O! Hay-O!
        (They pollinate Flowers!)
        When the bees come down,
        when the    bees     come       down.

        Now it's December, Months since they came.
        And my precious one, I can't even remember your name.
        But Darling...

        Don't take it personal, Don't break down and cry.
        Y'know the bees came down between you and I
        Honey

Came, Sawed, Conquered

The most important thing to remeber is to cut against the grain.

Geri

        I remeber when you were dressed in Vampy Clothes
        and singin Wannabe, with Scary, Baby, Sporty, Posh; it was a long time ago
        (Where did you go Geri Halloway? Where are you now?)
        In a Crowded theatre, you taught us to laugh.
        On Mtv in '96 you were unsurpassed

Oh-OH, SPICE UP MY LIFE ONE MORE TIME

        Now they tell me the SPICE phenomanon is at an end
        To think we thoought GIRL POWER was forever then
        (Where did you go Geri Halloway? Where are you now?)
        I've got a ticket to see the SPICE GIRLS on august 3rd,
        but I've got a feeling your voice won't be heard

Oh-OH, SPICE UP MY LIFE ONE MORE TIME

        Well it turns out you were thirty-five
        You had been a topless model long before I was alive
        (Where did you go Geri Halloway? Where are you now?)
        Please remember these words of advice
        You need five for the POWER OF SPICE

Oh-OH, SPICE UP MY LIFE ONE MORE TIME

CatFishMan

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man fish man fish man fish man man

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cat fish man man

manman manfish fishman fishfish
manman manfish fishman manman

catcat catfish fishman manman
catcat catfish fishman manman

go! cat, go! cat go! fish man man

catcat catfish fishman manman
catcat catfish fishman manman

manman manfish fishman fishfish
manman manfish fishman manman

        go!go! go!fish fishman
        catcat go!man manffish
        manman catcat go!mango! fishmanfish
        manmanman manmanman manmancat manmancat

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        man
        manman
        manmanman
        manmanmanman
        manmanmanmanman
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Mrs. Bonnie Winston

Mrs. Bonnie Winston, we get your mail sometimes
I go ahead and open it and see the things that people want to say to you

        And I know that it ain't right
        And I know it ain't so nice
        But I do it anyway

Mrs. Bonnie Winston we get your mail sometimes

Shineth Not The Sun

        Shineth not the sun
        On my cybernetic bride
        Now the torture has begun
        That goodfornothing surgeon lied.

        Shineth not the sun
        Once my angel and my dove
        Hast automaton become
        Incapable of Love

        Shineth not the sun
        my robotic fiance
        Now I know you're not the one
        Take a hint and go away

        Shineth not the sun
        Ponned your thousand thorned wedding rings
        For your heart has been replaced
        With one thousand steel springs

STEEL SPRINGS

        (It was just like)
        I went into the restaurant
        for a plate of onion rings
        (and a side of salted eggs)
        and they just gave me an omlette
        filled with Steel Springs

STEEL SPRINGS

        Don't want your steel springs
        your goddamn steel springs
        your mother fucking steel springs
        Go away! you automaton!
        Don't want no automoton!

Will Slade Has Two Watermelons

Will Slade has two watermelons (x4)
Will slade had two watermelons (x4)

Bears On The Mountain

Bears on the mountain!
Bears on the mountain!

Can't Get Enough Of Your Love

        Woah-oh-wo-woh
        My darling I, can't get enough o' your love, babe.
        It's like the more u give the more ah want.
        and baby that's, that's no lie.
        All I know
        is every time your here
        I feel a change
        Somethin' moves
        I scream your name
           Look whatcha got me doin'
        Can't get enough o' your love, babe.
        (etc.)

The Man In The Green Shirt

        Gooses! Geeses!
        I want my goose to lay gold eggs for Easter!
        At least a hundred a day!
        And by the way,

        I want a FEAST!
        I want a BEAN feast!
        Cream buns and donuts and fruitcake with no nuts so good you could go nuts.
        No, now!

        I want a ball!
        I want a party!
        Pink macaroons and a million balloons and performing baboons and
        Give it to me!
                        Now!

        I want the world!
        I want the WHOLE world!
        I want to lock it all up in my pocket its my bar of chocolate!
        Give it to me now!

        I want today!
        I want tomorrow!
        I want to wear all my braids in my hair and I don't want to share 'em!

        I want a party with roomfuls of laughter.
        Ten thousand tons of ice cream.
        And if I don't get the thing I am after,
        I'm going to screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!

        I want the works!
        I want the WHOLE works!
        Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises of all shapes and sizes and now!

Don't care how; I want it now!
Don't care how; I want it nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Wonka: She was a bad egg.

The Gravity Dance

        Hey everybody out there! Wake up and get movin' cause
             it's time to dance!!
        It's time to dance; get on your feet!
        And jump for joy in every street!
        Wipe the sleep from out your eyes!
        And wake up to a big surprise!

        It's time to dance get on your feet!
        And jump for joy in every street!
        Wipe the sleep out of your eyes!
        And wake up to a big surprise!

        It's time to dance get on your feet!
        And jump for joy in every street!
        Wipe the sleep out of your eyes!
        And wake up to a big surprise!
        In a floating trance!

        A mass romance!
        In OUTER SPACE PANTS!
        It's the Gravity Dance!
        It's the Gravity Dance!
        It's the Gravity Dance!
        It's the Gravity Dance!
        It's the Gravity Dance!
        It's the Gravity Dance!
        It's the Gravity Dance!
        Arise to dance or else to die!
        Arise to dance or else to die!
        Arise to dance or else to die!
        Arise to dance or else to die!
        Arise to dance

THE ELECTRIC PANCAKE SAGA:

Theory

Yea. Yea. Yea, let's pick it up.
Let's pick it up.

        On a moonless night
        In the science lab
        Ben Sawtail-Jones was
        Feelin' kinda bad
        He had woman trouble
        n' he was bankrupt too
        with his life in shambles,
        and with nuthin' 2 do
        so he scoured his mind
        an' 'e searched 'is brain
        40 years, his idea had came
        Sawtail-Jones, heart of gold
        man of science, do not what'cha' told
        eggs n' milk, beat up de batta'
        wire it tru' wit' electrical matta'
        hot off the griddle, oh my yes, now
        here's your key to social success
        yea, ben
        swut'm'talkin'bout
        Now Ben's heart was set
        on a fine lady' vet
        her grooves were a kickin'
        she named Val-U-Jet
        but Val was upset
        cause Ben was in debt
        n' thas'why Val U. Jet's a vet he
        ain't gonna git yet
        n' thas'why Val U. Jet's a vet he
        ain't gonna git yet
        them cakes'r' grillin'
        n' we's be a chillin'
        n' Ben be a illin' like a
        smooth-talkin' villain

Ben flies Valujet

Experiment

(narrated dialog)

Mistake

        So Bennnn
        Sawtail-Jonessss
        Your quest
        for acceptance
        drawwwwwwwss
        to a close
        You're quite adept at circuitry
        And nowwwww
        to cease your destiny
        for your cake to work you seeeee
        it must be filled with energyyyy
        Charge it once
        and twice
        and thrice again
        for charmmmmm and grace
        beyond mere men
        Charge 'er up
        electric flow
        with monsterous wrath the cake will grow

        oh Bennn
        oh Ben Sawtail-Jones
        You went to far, corrupt with greed
        of cautiousness you took no heed
        Electric Pancake: you tainted thus
        Loose, to scouuuuuuuuuurge the populus

Sawtail-jones, Foolish Pride
Electify the beast inside

Forbidden Noodles

Oh you Captain Crunch
When my love emerged from the deep primordial ooze?

to give me noogies, put tuna in my shoes.
Oh you forbidden noodles oh don't you wail and wine.

I know you're upset cause you have no spine.
But oh yeah, invertabrate baby, you're mine.

Forbidden noodles!

I Saw Jeff Bergfaulk At The Grocery Store

        I saw Jeff Bergfaulk at the grocery store.
        He had some limes
        He said "hello.
        "How are you?
        "How are you?"
        It was getting late; we were the only ones in the store
        I took one look at that great big head and I knew I'd
             seen him before.
        I saw Jeff Bergfaulk at the grocery store.

At the store I saw Jeff Bergfaulk.

Jeff Bergfaulk

Bump Head to Find Box

        Bump
            Head
                to find box
                        du-du-doo.
       Bump Bump Bump
                        Head
                                to find box
                                                du-du-doo

Beautiful Life

                You can do what you want; just seize the day
                What you're doing tomorrow's gonna come your way
                Don't you ever consider giving up.
                You will find.. (oh yeah)

                        IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LIFE
                        OH OH OH OH
                        I JUST WANNABE HERE BESIDE YOU!
                        (stay 'til the break of dawn)

                Take a walk in the park when you feel down
                There's so many things there that can lift you up
                See the light shining through my laughing child
                What a Dream.. (oh yeah)

                        IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LIFE
                        OH OH OH OH
                        I JUST WANNABE HERE BESIDE YOU!
                        (stay 'til the break of dawn)

                You're looking for somewhere to belong
                You're standing all alone
                for someone to guide you on your way
                Now and forever..

                        IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LIFE
                        OH OH OH OH
                        I JUST WANNABE anybody!
                        (stay 'til the break of dawn)

                We're living in different worlds
                Gonna take you to the place I've never been before
                Gonna take you in my arms and fly with you tonight

oh yeah, alright
It's a beautiful life

First Viking Band on the Moon

Scour the seas n' rape the land!
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