Just the other day, the
skies opened wide
and my dearest one,
they arrived
My Darling...
They descended all yellow
and black
and now that the bees
came down, we can never go back
Baby I... I...
I feel so Happy! when
the bees come down.
I want to dance! dance
all around.
I want to sing! I sing
Hay-O! Hay-O! Hay-O!
Hay-O!
(BUZZ!)
Hay-O! Hay-O! Hay-O!
Hay-O!
(Collecting Honey!)
Hay-O! Hay-O! Hay-O!
Hay-O!
(They pollinate Flowers!)
When the bees come down,
when the
bees come down.
Now it's December, Months
since they came.
And my precious one,
I can't even remember your name.
But Darling...
Don't take it personal,
Don't break down and cry.
Y'know the bees came
down between you and I
Honey
Came, Sawed, Conquered
The most important thing to remeber is to cut against the grain.
Geri
I remeber when you were
dressed in Vampy Clothes
and singin Wannabe,
with Scary, Baby, Sporty, Posh; it was a long time ago
(Where did you go Geri
Halloway? Where are you now?)
In a Crowded theatre,
you taught us to laugh.
On Mtv in '96 you were
unsurpassed
Oh-OH, SPICE UP MY LIFE ONE MORE TIME
Now they tell me the
SPICE phenomanon is at an end
To think we thoought
GIRL POWER was forever then
(Where did you go Geri
Halloway? Where are you now?)
I've got a ticket to
see the SPICE GIRLS on august 3rd,
but I've got a feeling
your voice won't be heard
Oh-OH, SPICE UP MY LIFE ONE MORE TIME
Well it turns out you
were thirty-five
You had been a topless
model long before I was alive
(Where did you go Geri
Halloway? Where are you now?)
Please remember these
words of advice
You need five for the
POWER OF SPICE
Oh-OH, SPICE UP MY LIFE ONE MORE TIME
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Mrs. Bonnie Winston
Mrs. Bonnie Winston,
we get your mail sometimes
I go ahead and open
it and see the things that people
want to say to you
And I know that it ain't
right
And I know it ain't
so nice
But I do it anyway
Mrs. Bonnie Winston we get your mail sometimes
Shineth Not The Sun
Shineth not the sun
On my cybernetic bride
Now the torture has
begun
That goodfornothing
surgeon lied.
Shineth not the sun
Once my angel and my
dove
Hast automaton become
Incapable of Love
Shineth not the sun
my robotic fiance
Now I know you're not
the one
Take a hint and go away
Shineth not the sun
Ponned your thousand
thorned wedding rings
For your heart has been
replaced
With one thousand steel
springs
STEEL SPRINGS
(It was just like)
I went into the restaurant
for a plate of onion
rings
(and a side of salted
eggs)
and they just gave me
an omlette
filled with Steel Springs
STEEL SPRINGS
Don't want your steel
springs
your goddamn steel springs
your mother fucking
steel springs
Go away! you automaton!
Don't want no automoton!
Will Slade Has Two Watermelons
Will Slade has two watermelons
(x4)
Will slade had two watermelons
(x4)
Bears On The Mountain
Bears on the mountain!
Bears on the mountain!
Can't Get Enough Of Your Love
Woah-oh-wo-woh
My darling I, can't
get enough o' your love, babe.
It's like the more u
give the more ah want.
and baby that's, that's
no lie.
All I know
is every time your here
I feel a change
Somethin' moves
I scream your name
Look
whatcha got me doin'
Can't get enough o'
your love, babe.
(etc.)
The Man In The Green Shirt
Gooses! Geeses!
I want my goose to lay
gold eggs for Easter!
At least a hundred a
day!
And by the way,
I want a FEAST!
I want a BEAN feast!
Cream buns and donuts
and fruitcake with no nuts so good you could go nuts.
No, now!
I want a ball!
I want a party!
Pink macaroons and a
million balloons and performing baboons and
Give it to me!
Now!
I want the world!
I want the WHOLE world!
I want to lock it all
up in my pocket its my bar of chocolate!
Give it to me now!
I want today!
I want tomorrow!
I want to wear all my
braids in my hair and I don't want to share 'em!
I want a party with roomfuls
of laughter.
Ten thousand tons of
ice cream.
And if I don't get the
thing I am after,
I'm going to screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!
I want the works!
I want the WHOLE works!
Presents and prizes
and sweets and surprises of all shapes and sizes and now!
Don't care how; I want
it now!
Don't care how; I want
it nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Wonka: She was a bad egg.
The Gravity Dance
Hey everybody out there!
Wake up and get movin' cause
it's time to dance!!
It's time to dance;
get on your feet!
And jump for joy in
every street!
Wipe the sleep from
out your eyes!
And wake up to a big
surprise!
It's time to dance get
on your feet!
And jump for joy in
every street!
Wipe the sleep out of
your eyes!
And wake up to a big
surprise!
It's time to dance get
on your feet!
And jump for joy in
every street!
Wipe the sleep out of
your eyes!
And wake up to a big
surprise!
In a floating trance!
A mass romance!
In OUTER SPACE PANTS!
It's the Gravity Dance!
It's the Gravity Dance!
It's the Gravity Dance!
It's the Gravity Dance!
It's the Gravity Dance!
It's the Gravity Dance!
It's the Gravity Dance!
Arise to dance or else
to die!
Arise to dance or else
to die!
Arise to dance or else
to die!
Arise to dance or else
to die!
Arise to dance
THE ELECTRIC PANCAKE SAGA:
Theory
Yea. Yea. Yea, let's
pick it up.
Let's pick it up.
On a moonless night
In the science lab
Ben Sawtail-Jones was
Feelin' kinda bad
He had woman trouble
n' he was bankrupt too
with his life in shambles,
and with nuthin' 2 do
so he scoured his mind
an' 'e searched 'is
brain
40 years, his idea had
came
Sawtail-Jones, heart
of gold
man of science, do not
what'cha' told
eggs n' milk, beat up
de batta'
wire it tru' wit' electrical
matta'
hot off the griddle,
oh my yes, now
here's your key to social
success
yea, ben
swut'm'talkin'bout
Now Ben's heart was
set
on a fine lady' vet
her grooves were a kickin'
she named Val-U-Jet
but Val was upset
cause Ben was in debt
n' thas'why Val U. Jet's
a vet he
ain't gonna git yet
n' thas'why Val U. Jet's
a vet he
ain't gonna git yet
them cakes'r' grillin'
n' we's be a chillin'
n' Ben be a illin' like
a
smooth-talkin' villain
Ben flies Valujet
Experiment
(narrated dialog)
Mistake
So Bennnn
Sawtail-Jonessss
Your quest
for acceptance
drawwwwwwwss
to a close
You're quite adept at
circuitry
And nowwwww
to cease your destiny
for your cake to work
you seeeee
it must be filled with
energyyyy
Charge it once
and twice
and thrice again
for charmmmmm and grace
beyond mere men
Charge 'er up
electric flow
with monsterous wrath
the cake will grow
oh Bennn
oh Ben Sawtail-Jones
You went to far, corrupt
with greed
of cautiousness you
took no heed
Electric Pancake: you
tainted thus
Loose, to scouuuuuuuuuurge
the populus
Sawtail-jones, Foolish Pride
Electify the beast inside
Forbidden Noodles
Oh you Captain Crunch
When my love emerged
from the deep primordial ooze?
to give me noogies, put
tuna in my shoes.
Oh you forbidden noodles
oh don't you wail and wine.
I know you're upset cause
you have no spine.
But oh yeah, invertabrate
baby, you're mine.
Forbidden noodles!
I Saw Jeff Bergfaulk At The Grocery Store
I saw Jeff Bergfaulk
at the grocery store.
He had some limes
He said "hello.
"How are you?
"How are you?"
It was getting late;
we were the only ones in the store
I took one look at that
great big head and I knew I'd
seen him before.
I saw Jeff Bergfaulk
at the grocery store.
At the store I saw Jeff Bergfaulk.
Jeff Bergfaulk
Bump Head to Find Box
Bump
Head
to find box
du-du-doo.
Bump Bump Bump
Head
to find box
du-du-doo
Beautiful Life
You can do what you want; just seize the day
What you're doing tomorrow's gonna come your way
Don't you ever consider giving up.
You will find.. (oh yeah)
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LIFE
OH OH OH OH
I JUST WANNABE HERE BESIDE YOU!
(stay 'til the break of dawn)
Take a walk in the park when you feel down
There's so many things there that can lift you up
See the light shining through my laughing child
What a Dream.. (oh yeah)
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LIFE
OH OH OH OH
I JUST WANNABE HERE BESIDE YOU!
(stay 'til the break of dawn)
You're looking for somewhere to belong
You're standing all alone
for someone to guide you on your way
Now and forever..
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LIFE
OH OH OH OH
I JUST WANNABE anybody!
(stay 'til the break of dawn)
We're living in different worlds
Gonna take you to the place I've never been before
Gonna take you in my arms and fly with you tonight
oh yeah, alright
It's a beautiful life
First Viking Band on the Moon
Scour the seas n' rape
the land!
All these things go
hand in hand with...
BEING A VIKING!!
BEING A VIKING!!
On our boats are scary
faces!
Burn and pillage coastal
places!
BEING A VIKING!!
BEING A VIKING!!
Hats with horns so very
fierce!
Each internal organ
pierce!
BEING A VIKING!!
BEING A VIKING!!
Named greenland and Iceland
wrong.
Come a join a Viking
throng!
BEING A VIKING!!
BEING A VIKING!!
Vikings chanting all
night long!
Come and ring the Viking
gong!
BEING A VIKING!!
BEING A VIKING!!
Our beards and swords
are very long!
We have no need for
right or wrong!
BEING A VIKING!!
BEING A VIKING!!
[brilliant trumpet solo]
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
GOD DAMMIT!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
STROKE!!
Our Viking deeds hast
all been done!
our moonward journey
hast begun!
BEING A VIKING!!
BEING A VIKING!!
Our Viking ships enchanted
be!
We see no need for rocketry!
BEING A VIKING!!
BEING A VIKING!!
Towns to pillage must
thar be!
upon this tranquil Lunar
Sea!
BEING A VIKING!!
BEING A VIKING!!
Steadfast on the Viking
Trail!
AVAST MUTHAFUCKA, HOIST
THE SAIL!!!