Destruction!


I like to destroy things! Here is a list of EVIL things I've done:
  1. Stabbed Sulus with a "First of America" pencil shaped like treble cleff
  2. Drew on Sulus
  3. Wrote "West Side" on a sidewalk
  4. Sprayed a Golfer with perfume and acid
  5. Drank a gallon of Sulfuric acid and Di Hydrogen Oxide
  6. Became a mall Santa in July
  7. Talked destruction with worms and decaying plant matter in my ditch
  8. Pestered Sulus's Buffalo
  9. Called 1-800-922-CARE and told Norma I'm Leely
  10. Set loose the dangerous nerve gas, carbon monoxide, after eating beens
  11. Told people in downtown Royal Oak that I'm an evil man
  12. Ate my manifesto
  13. Sold dehydrated water to a dead man in the Ukraine
  14. Bought a mouse pad and sold it to a pretty nifty mouse
  15. Conspired with Lulus
  16. Told an old person that I never eat
  17. Helped make the EVIL movie "GOOD BURGER"
  18. Worked at Microsoft
  19. Developed a way to eat green beans with a sausage and some french fries
  20. Urinated on toilet paper and threw it at passing "Horse Drawn Carriages" on I-75