Dysfunctionality



Idea Count (since August 16, 1999)

Previous Idea Count: 0
August 16, 1999 at 9:03 and all past ideas on the site at that time: 29
August 29, 1999 at 10:10 : 4
September 26, 1999 at 4:36 : 2
November 18, 1999 at 12:38 : 1
December 19, 1999 at 10:44 : 2
Total Idea Count: 36

On the next update, the "Idea Log" will open. Only the last 5 Idea Counts will be shown.

Go visit my ICQ site if you haven't already done so. Seems to only work when I'm online, though... that is, when I get it back. Yep, lost it, but not for long.

The site's new URL: i.am/not.in.right.now.
Also try http://www.oocities.org/kewlio-origin if the first one doesn't seem to work.
Go visit Magnum's site.

OK... I found a web site full of links. Here it is: The Link Place!

FWIW, here's my ICQ #: 46302212
Right now, you don't need no authorization.
I have also made an Game Creation System ActiveList. The number is 47576058 if you're interested.
AND there's the List of No Point. The number... on the next update.
Dreamcast users! If you don't quite know how to use your Dreamcast browser, I can tell you a few things about it. Just send me a message on your computer (E-mail or ICQ) and ask me how to use it.

All the Nightmare MZX demos are out. Download one now, if you dare...!

NIGHTMARE MZX DEMO 1: Download here now!
NIGHTMARE MZX DEMO 2: Download here now!
NIGHTMARE MZX DEMO 3: Download here now!
Nightmare MZX Full: Who the hell knows IF I'm going to charge anything anymore?
Oh yeah, and check out the contest!!! Nightmare MZX contest

Current projects:

White Lightning Casino: A casino game. (duh.) It's based on a DOS game I encountered.

Nightmare MZX: Only possibly. If it continues, it's because Kewlio Originality has a new member. That's right! If he confirms, AlexMax (Alex Mayfield) will join KO and continue (and make better) NM MZX.


Hehe, you never know when that stupid virus gets on your computer. Try this site and get McAfee VirusScan 4.05 or something. Even check files on the net! Or, failing that, go here and replace that dumb M$ browser (read, auto-format hard drive virus) by Netscape Communicator 4.6. Or in that case, get Clock Talk 32. Or even you can get Four Winds Mahjongg!

And they all say D'oh.

IT'S ALMOST Y2K! Here's a nice little gadget that'll let you see how many days, hours, etc... are left in this Millenium.


For information on O.H.R.RPG.C.E.* and other products by the Hamster Republic, try this site here.
To get Turbo RPG with a big load of BAMs you can use for your game, download it here.
To get the playing program, you've come to the wrong place. However, it's foond with lots otter gamms. (Yes, it's foond with lots otter gamms. For a translation, click here.)

Bums like xf are bums. Why did I say that? I don't know, ask Jean-Michel Daigle.

Here's one of my songs for no apparent reason, Charm. Use Save As...

The Folleys are gone. But soon, I'm going to start a new Folley series... SOON!

Here's a nice little Quizlet.

Want to inspect your site? Try this!
SiteInspector


Here's them feature pages.

The Formutator: Send in your game's URL, get linked, tell me what I should have more on my site, and one or two other forms.

Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First?": -Who's on First? -Yes. -The first baseman. -Who.

Moraffware High-score table: Let's just say I'm desperate for any High-score in any Moraffware game that you have. They don't even have to be that high!

MIDI Musicbox: The place with the songs!!! Opens in a new window.

Here's that SimCity capital you can work with. With SimCity HexEDITor, as always, for big moolah.

And now, the unfeatured boring menu!

[Liz's Letter] [The Kewlio+ Webring] [Links] [MZX games] [View Guestbook] [A Megapage! (sorta)]
[ZZT games] [Reviews] [Qbasic/QuickBASIC page]


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Nothing: I don't know!

I'm a Pokémon Trainer!

Yeah, especially that I watched Pokémon a few times... hehe.

My easy.to/REMEMBER URL:
http://i.am/not.in.right.now


Translation: It is found with lots of other games.

* O.H.R.R.P.G.C.E. = The Official Hamster Republic Role Playing Game Construction Engine.


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