Ethan Howe

*glances up from his card game and raises his eyebrows* Ethan Howe. The same name I had last time. And all the times before that.

Right . . . real name?

*with mild sarcasm* Queen Victoria. You figured me out.

Shoa . . . age?

Twenty-one. *glances at his cards* Is this going to take long?

Appearance? Or do I jus' write down 'ugly as sin' an' save ya da trouble?

*rolls his blue eyes and turns back to his cards* Now, now, Daley, there really isn't any need to be petty. *has dark blonde hair cut in the latest style* *he's average height and weight* *while he isn't drop dead gorgeous, he's not bad looking either*

What's yer story?

Which one did you want? The one about the knight who rescued the princess? *yes, thinks he's funny* *was raised by his wealthy and widowed mother, who spoiled him completely to make up for his father not being around...this is something he's completely taken advantage of*

Dat da one yer tellin' da bulls?

*laughs condescendingly* The what?

Single tanight, or datin'?

Unfortunately, single at the moment. *smirks* That should change in the next few hours, of course.

Any weapons? Ya drop 'em on da table.

*looks up from the card game again* Isn't that something you should have asked a while ago? I doubt your boss would be pleased that you waited so long.

What's yer game?

*pointedly* This one? *is starting to get a little irritated by the entire interview*

Anythin' else we should know?

Does this mean the interrogation's over? *has decided he's done and will be unhappy if he doesn't get his way*