Season 04

THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS

MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH

I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS

I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID

I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY

I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS

A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER

TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER

COFFEE IS NOT A DRINK FOR KIDS

I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY

I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL

THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE

I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"

GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE

MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS

NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS

I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES

I WILL RETURN THE SEEING EYE DOG

I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM

I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY

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