Canonical List of "Forrest GumpISMS"

Made of and Thought of By: Bradley James Workman (bradman@bradmancomix.com)(but I'm sorry, I added a few...don't sue, don't sue!)

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Forrest Gump says, "Life is like a Box of chocolates..."

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**** PETRA and I (SITA) have come up with and added the following:

Forrest Mulder says, "The chocolates are out there"

Forrest Clinton says, "I did not have sexual relations with the chocolates"

Forrest Stan says, "Oh my god, the chocolates killed Kenny, you bastard!"

Forrest Pauline Hanson says, "Chocolates? I don't like it!"

Forrest Spice Girls sings, "Stop right now, thank you very much, I need somebody with a chocolate bar, hey you always eating one, better slow it right down, gotta give me some."

Forrest Godzilla says, "Chocolate DOES matter"

Forrest Spice Girls sings, "If you have some chocolate, I will be your friend, As long as you have chocolate, friendship never ends."

Forrest McGuire says, "SHOW ME THE CHOCOLATE!!!!"

Forrest Hanson sings, "Where's the chocolate? There's not enough..it makes my world go round and round and round"

Forrest Cameron says, "I"M THE KING OF THE CHOCOLATES!!!"

Forrest Decaprio says,"Promise me rose... promise.. that...you'll never let go of chocolate"

Forrest Dion sings, "near...far..wherever it is, I believe that chocolate will go on... once more.. I open the fridge door.. and there you are.. my chocolate bar...my chocolate bar will go on and on..."

Forrest Brain says, "No Pinky, same thing we do every night, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE CHOCOLATE!"

Forrest Backstreet Boys sings, "I don't care who you are, where you've been, what you did, as long as you have chocolate."

Forrest Matchbox20 sings, "She says baby, it's 3am I'm eating chocolate"

Forrest Spice Girls sings, "I need some chocolate like I never needed chocolate before... I had a little bit.. now I'm back for more.."

Forrest Jones sings, "You don't have to be rich.. to be my food, you don't have to be brown with lots of twirls, ain't no particular kind, I just want your extra cream and your.... Twix!"

(1981)Forrest Gates says, "640 kg of chocolate oughta be enough for anyone."

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and now.. for the REAL ones (ie written by Mr James):

Forrest Limbaugh says, "Life may be a box of Chocolates,... But the Democrats are all nuts!!"

Forrest COPS on location: "Bon bons-bon bons! Whatcha going to do? Whatcha gonna do, when someone eats you!?

Forrest '95 says, "The box is the same, the chocolates are upgraded,..."

Forrest Vader says, "Luke, I am your chocolate!"

Forrest Yoda says, "There is a dark chocolate, and a light chocolate..."

Forrest Shakespeare says, "Chocolate, or no chocolate. That is the question."

Forrest Of Borg says, "All chocolates must be assimilated."

Forrest Christ says, "Let he without sin, eat the first chocolate."

Forrest Zen says, "I am one with the chocolate."

Forrest Lee says, "Fight with your inner chocolate!"

Forrest Hitler says, "White Chocolates only!"

Forrest Dahmer says, "People are like a box of chocolates, YUM!"

Forrest Simpson says, "Mmmmm, chocolate!"

Forrest the Hun says, "Chocolate all mine!"

Forrest Simmons says, "Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!"

Forrest Rivera says, "People who like Chocolate..Next on 'Forrest'!"

Forrest Jackson says, "Little kids like my box of chocolates!"

Forrest Hefner says, "Keep the chocolate, lose the box."

Forrest Presley says, "Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate!"

Forrest McClain says, "I used to be a box of Chocolates."

Forrest Ventura says, "Chocolates! ... Alll-Riighty then...!!"

Forrest Lauper says, "People just wanna have chocolate!"

Forrest Turner says, "What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?"

Forrest Bones says, "Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a box of chocolates!"

Forrest Spock says, "Logically speaking, we are all chocolate."

Forrest Scotty says, "The box, she's breaking apart Capt'n!"

Forrest Rooney says, "Why is it, that we are all chocolates?"

Forrest Butler says, "Frankly Scarlett, I don't like chocolate!"

Forrest O'Hara says, "Tommorrow, is another box of chocolates."

Forrest Clinton says, "I didn't inhale the cream centers!"

Forrest [Scooby] Doo says, "Roinks Raggy, Rocolates!"

Forrest Pig says, "Life is a box of chok-choa-che...candy!"

Forrest Marx says, "That's the weirdest box of chocolates I've ever seen..."

Forrest Nicholson says, "You want chocolate, you can't handle chocolate!"

Forrest Copperfield says, "Poof, the chocolates are gone!"

Forrest X says, "We didn't land in the box of chocolate! The box of chocolate landed on us!"

Forrest the Frog sings "Someday we'll find it, The chocolate connections, The plain ones, The cream filled....and me..."

Forrest Eastwood says, "I know what your thinking... Did he eat five chocolates, or did he eat six? Well let me ask you... Do you feel hungry PUNK? ...well...DO YOU?"

Forrest Barney says, "I'm cream filled, your with nuts. We're a box of chocolates!"

Forrest Adam and Eve: ADAM: Chocolates are forbidden! EVE: Just eat one...

Forrest Moses says, "I command the chocolates to seperate!"

Forrest Noah says, "2 creams, 2 nuts, 2 coconuts, 2 peanut butter,..."

Forrest Ali says, "I am the chocolate boxer!"

Forrest on phonics says, "Lief es lyk a boks uv chakolets!"

Forrest PsychicLine proclaims, "Yes, I knew you were a chocolate!"

Forrest 900-line says, "Oooh, can I suck your cream filled chocolates?!"

Forrest DatingGame says, "Bacholer number two... If I was a piece of chocolate... What would you fill me with?"

Forrest Alimony says, "The Box is mine!"

Forrest Adultry says, "You just can't have just one chocolate."

The Forrest Plague says, "Ewww...these Chocolates are bad!"

Chief Justice Forrest Thomas says, "I never touched her milk-duds!"

Forrest Andrews says, "The Hills are alive... like a box of chocolates!"

Forrest Allen says, "Chocolate, huroof..."

Forrest Costello says, "Who's eating chocolate?"

Forrest Abbot says, "No, who is not eating chocolate!"

Forrest Butthead says, "Uh,... life is like a box of um..chocolates,..."

Forrest Beavis says, "Heh heh,... you said Box,..."

Forrest Freud says, "Is life really a box of chocolate... or is it your mother you want?"

Forrest SkeeLo says, "I wish I had a box of Chocolates."

Forrest Trebek says, "The answer: This is like a box of Chocolate! The Question: What is Life?

Forrest Hillary says, "Hey Bill,...those are my Chocolates!"

Forrest Fudd says, "Wife is wike a box uv chocowates!"

Forrest Calvin says, "It's not a box of chocolates, it's a transmorfgorizing ray!!"

Forrest Tannen says, "Chocolates!! McFly!!"

Dr. Forrest Ruth says, "Chocolate is nice, but sex is better!"

The Forrest Zone: There is another dimension, beyond that which is known to man, It's a dimension of cream-filled bon-bons, or nutty carmel turtles, and it lies in the white cardboard box, in the pit of my lap. It is a candy coated center of comparision, And it is a place we call, The Forrest Zone.

Forrest Latin says, "Ifela sia a oxba foa hocolatesa!"

Forrest Lincoln says, "Four score and several chocolates ago,..."

Forrest Satan says, "Life is a box of melted chocolates (Sign)"

Forrest Churchlady says, "Chocolates,...well, isn't that special..."

Forrest Wayne says, "Sh-yeah..and life is like a box of chocolates as if..."

Forrest Garth says, "Hey mister chocolate man,... whose trying to kill you? I don't know but her better not,..."

Forrest Bond says, "Life's a box of exploding chocolate,..."

Forrest Lennon says, "Imagine there's no chocolate."

Forrest Hall says, "Will you take the Box of Chocolates,... or what's behind CURTAIN NUMBER TWO?"

Forrest Popeye says, "I yam a box of Chocolets...eg eg eg eg!"

Forrest Ice says, "If you got a chocolate, Yo I'll box it. Check out my life, As my D.J Rocks it!"

Forrest Ross says, "Life is a happy little box of chocolates!"

Forrest Bill and Ted say, "Dude, Life's totally a box of Chocolate! ---EXCELLENT!---- ___AIR GUITARS TRIUMPHANTLY_____"

Forrest Fife says, "This Box of Chocolates is a lethal weapons!"

Forrest Stooges say, "Look Chocolates....nyuk nyuk nyuk Scram Wise guy **BOink** Leave him ALone Moe! Oh you want in on it too...**SLAP**/CRASH/"

Forrest Reagan says, "Life is a box of um,... I don't know, I forgot!"

Forrest Bush says, "This will not be another Box of Chocolates!"

Forrest Fued says, "Life is like a? Box of Chocolates... Ooh good answer, good answer.... Box of chocolates...SURVEY SAYS?"

Forrest Native Americans says, "These chocolates are moving to a smaller box..."

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