10. "You're off to pay the wizard, the billionaire Wizard of Os."
9. "You want me to do WHAT?!"
8. "You attract more bugs with Microsoft than honey."
7. "I have a dream: of running on a 386, smoothing at 25Mhz, only using 16MB RAM... Well, I can dream can't I."
6. "The OS ain't done until Lotus won't run."
5. "Don't ask me, I only do what I'm not told."
4. "That's not what you really want."
3. "I'll just sit here until you agree with me."
2. "Meow!"
And the number one line....
1. "Pay no attention to the Mac behind the curtain."