These are real letters written by children.
Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation?
Jane
Dear God,
How did you know you were God?
Charles
I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Alison
On Holloween I am going to wear a Devil's costume. Is that all right with you?
Marnie
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Lucy
Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his Bowling Words in the house?
Anita
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma
Instead of letting people die and haveing to make new ones why don't you just keep the ones you got now?
Jane
Do animals use you or is there somebody else for them?
Nancy
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok?
Neil
I like the Lords prayer best of all. Did you have to write it a lot or did you get it right the first time? I have to write everything I ever write over again.
Lois
It's o.k. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up some-times?
Arnold
In bible times did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer
What does it mean you are a jealous God. I thought you had everything.
Jane
Is reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?
Donny
Did you really mean do unto others as They do unto you, cause if you did then I'm going to fix my brothers!
Darla
When you made the first man did he work as good as we do now?
Tom
My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
Love Dennis
I know all about where babies come from. I think. From inside mommies and daddies put them there. Where are they before that? Do you have them in heaven? How do they get down here? Do you have to take care of them all first? Please answer all my questions. I always think of you.
Yours truly Susan
I'm Amearican. What are you?
Robert
Thank you for the baby brother but what i prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce
How come you didn't invent any new animals lately? We still have just all the old ones.
Johny
Please put a-nother Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Ginny
It rained for are whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend
But I am not going to tell you who I am
Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was suppose to be our day of rest.
Tom L.
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Bruce
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet
if-we-come-back as-something-please-dont-let-me-be-Jennifer-Horton because-I-hate her.
Denise
If you give me genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Raphael
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
Danny
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Peter
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry
You dont have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Dean
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Ruth M.
I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying.
Elliott
Of all the people who work for you I like Peter and John the best.
Rob
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
Marsha
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
Mickey D.
I love you. how are you fine. Im fine to. my mother has five girls and one boy. I am one of them.
Nancy 6
We read this. Edison made light. But in Sun. school they said you did it. so I bet he stoled your idea.
sincerly, Donna
If you let the dinasor not be exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Jonathan
It is great the way you always get the stars in the right places.
Jeff
the bad people laghed at noah-you make an ark on dry land you fool. But he was smart he stuck with you. thats what I would do.
Eddie
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God.
Charles
I didn't think orange went with purple til i saw the sunset you made on tve. That was cool.
Eugene
I am doing the best I can.
Frank