(if you want to get arrested)
1. And that hooker I met at the AIDS clinic said you were a nice guy.
2. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
3. That uniform makes your butt look really big.
4. Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
7. Your not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
9. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?
10. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
11. Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's night stand...
12. When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile pretty for the camcorder.
13. I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my
ticket
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