1.Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at once.
2.Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
3.Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4.When someone says "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.
5.Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
6.Dance naked in front of your pets.
7.Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
8.Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals.
9.Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
10.Leaf through a "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
11.Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead.
12.Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
13.Buy a subscription of "Sleezoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.
14.Pay your electric bill in pennies.
15.Drive to work in reverse.
16.Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
17.Tell your boss to "blow it out of your mule" and let him/her figure it out.
18.Sit naked on a shelled hard boiled egg.
19.Polish your car with ear wax.
20.Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
21.Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
22.Braid the hairs in each nostril.
23.Write a short story using alphabet soup.
24.Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
25.Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Bonus: Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and place
it back in the wrapper.
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