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| #1) Why does Bret always smell? > Bret lives in a very big family, one that you could get lost in. Getting shower time there is like winning the lottery. #2) Is there a sibling connection within 6L? > Yes, there is a biological connection between two of the losers, Chris and Chris. Their parents, however, were on something on June 18th, and gave their children the same first name and different last names. This is why some people get confused. #3) How come there is no one else on the site? > This is because its the "Six Loserz" Website. But if you look closely, you might see some 6L friends. #4) How can I drink without being caught? > We have been asked this question many times, and are quite experienced staying sober. All you have ?to do is drink a shitloa?d of mango juice. It is a well known fact that mango juice lowers your blood-alcohol level to below zero. So if you drink mango juice before the booze, theres no way you're blood-alcohol level will go above zero. It probably won't even reach zero. The police won't have nothing on you. #5) Why is there a thong in your merchandise? > Why wouldn't there be? And while we're on the subject, go buy it. #6) Why is Bret always drinking Pepsi, and Steve Coca-Cola? > Bret has an endorsement with Pepsi, and Steve has an endorsement with Coke. If either was seen drinking the rival cola, they would lose their big-money contracts. |
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