the coming together of the Six Loserz was very similar to the big bang that created the cosmos. each loser was tucked into their individual beds by their mommie's one night many years ago, and each loser awoke on an island in poker lake, located far away from you. it was here where they all became aquaitances. after they had won hobo-nam and abolished all the homeless living on the island to the city, they became friends. after a hard night of partying down, they became good friends. and after kicking out two other people who were with them on the island, people whom we will never speak of again starting right now, they became a band of brothers. but this was still not enough to fuel the fire in their bellies. certainly fate brought them all together for more than just to beat up homeless people, did it not?
yes it did. after obtaining their god, Wilson (you've undoubtedly heard of him), and being given the task of protecting the secret of The Rare and Elusive Great Blue Flying Monkeys (we can't tell you about that), they became the present version of the t-birds; a badass group of rebellious misfits who break in to dance sequences every so often. the Six Loserz organization became official on 4 September 2001. this day is an international holiday, although some countries do not view it as one because they're jealous.
Sooner or later the Six Loserz will become famous hollywood stars and will look back at this website and shake their heads at how pitiful it is compared to what they have now. but until then, they'll just keep taking more and more pictures and updating this site every so often until they recieve the recognition they deserve. |
