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with sod all to do living in such a shit town we spend most of our time spending. the remaining 3% of our free time
is taken up with making up stupid games. here's some of the 'better' ones lorry pool the original. the idea is to pot the balls as hard as possible, whilst acting like a complete boob and shouting the word 'lorry' in a high shrill voice. playing with one hand is encouraged, especially one handed mid-air shots. extra points can be earned by bouncing more than one ball off the table at once. the recently added "opponent chooses which pocket you must pot the black in" rule may also be used candle game a big daves candle is placed on the haxoring shelf above the radiator, lit and a left until a flame has established. the balcony door is then swung as vigourously as needed until the flame of the candle is extinguished. while the rules to this game are easy, winning can take ages. extra points can be earned for smashing the glass in your door. ticket machine game borne out of sheer boredom at having to endure countless hours of goldberg waits, the ticket machine game can be played at any participating train station or suitably equipped bus stop. the rules are simple. each stop has a number. the player has to match this number with the price of the ticket. to date we have only found one scoring station. hat game two people simultaneously throw a beanie hat at the other persons head, with the intention of both players 'landing' the hat. a point is scored for each time both players 'land' the hat. added fun can be had by throwing the hat *reallyreally* hard at the other players' face. |