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septic tanks like to sue people.   because of this, i have to put these things on my site. -=disclaimer=- all mistakes are made on pourpose unless otherwise stated.     including that one. the most common one being ghermany - a hollyism. the views expressed within this web site, whether implied or explicitly stated, right or wrong, are not necessarily those of my associated educational establishment, staffordshire university or anyone i may or may not be working for. not only do they have no interaction, input or say about what goes into this site, but it is in no way anything to do with them at all. i, adam shaw, make no claim for the correctness, validity or tastefulness of the messages portrayed. any 'facts' herein are opinions unless otherwise stated and i will exercise my freedom of speech as i see fit. all trademarks recognised. (may contain traces of peanut.   low in saturates, sugar, and taste) also, i shall not be responsible for any costs you incur from visiting my site. that includes, but is not limited to... telephone bills from downloading huge movies of wappers lighting his arse, lost pay from you getting fired for not doing work, and any prescription costs from buying lots of pills to commit suicide with when you read about smiler pulling. as for copyright... all original graphics are mine, as are most of the photos.   some are owned by wappers, but they don't count.   same goes to supermans photos. if i see you ripping them off and making money from it, i'll get smiler to kneecap ya. my email address for hate mail, love mail and digitised snail mail can be found by poking your mouse here due to the huge amount of sleeping i seem to do, i cannot guarentee an immediate reply. oh, and any communication you send may be used by me to take the piss out of stuff.   thanks.