Other Character Quotes
Aphrodite
" I'm Aphrodite, the Goddess of love. Temple are my kahunas, the way I know whether I'm happening or not."
" Oh, I'm so good... when I'm bad, I'm better."
" Love, isn't just about happy endings.There's jealous love and unrequited love and tragic love. And when you strip away all the tinsel it's just about hormones, isn't it?"
" Who would want to look at a stupid river when you can look at me?"
" That's it! As if, dear child. Do these features look evil?"
" Kindess. Charity. Compassion...not to mention a 20% increase in my offerings since I let these poor unfortunates crash here while the sisters try and heal them."
" Does Medusa have bad hair days? I am so there"
"Owee! What with the attitude? I let you sleep in my temple. I show real concern for your insomnia. And you treat me like a rash where the sun don't shine."
"Of course! Who do you think accessorizes all these otfits? Someone's got to put
those shoes with that jacket and so on!"
Callisto Quotes
Season 1-
" In a way, I'm disappointed Xena. there was a part of me that had hoped you would win and put out the rage in my heart. Sometimes it even scares me. But, then I get over it."
Season 2-
" Oh love, love, love. Oh, it unites, you're right... and hate divides. Let's see which one's stronger, shall we?"
" Love is a trick that nature plays on us to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it."
" No one, god or man, forbids me from doing anything. All my anger, all my hatred is for Xena."
" Such a pretty day for a blood bath."
" How have you been? Any new husbands since the last one I killed?"
" You don't just kill me and walk away."
" Oh Xena, so glad you could stop by for a visit, and here I was afraid I'd never get to torment you again."