Darkdancer turned on her Lost Boys tape which was somewhere around the end, expecting to see the horrid sight of David impaled. Imagine her surprise when what she saw was violently different. David, naked in bed, holding Michael in his arms, fast asleep (And no ugly feet)

“What the Hell?” She muttered. How had that happened? Stopping it she pressed rewind.......

Watching the entire movie Darkdancer is confused. Had she been hallucinating? No wait, something was different. That sickening scene where Michael and Star slept together never happened, but still, how had Michael and David gotten in bed together? Not that she was complaining mind. They were welcome to sleep together as often as they wanted.

Then it came. The fight scene. David and Michael grappling in midair. Inches from each other. Michael slams David against the wall next to the antlers (which do NOT kill yummy blond vampires) “My tur-“ David started, only to be interrupted when Michael kissed him, hard. They kiss passionately. David reached up to caress Michael’s cheek, Michael grabbed David’s waist and pulled him flush against him. Smiling Darkdancer pressed rewind. Let’s see this again.

They parted, both gasping. Staring at each other, neither in vampire face.

“Michael”

“David.”

Still holding each other they both flew from the Emerson home, back to the cave. David lay Michael on the bed and hovered over him. Darkdancer leaned forward eagerly. Michael put his hands under David’s shirt, lifting it and David’s coat off, he ran his hands down David’s back as David leaned forward to kiss him and......

Blackness. Next we see them curled up in each other’s arms sound asleep. Then, credits.

“NOOOOO!” Cries Darkdancer. “You can’t do this to me! I need to see yummy vampire flesh!

“Hmmhhhmm”The sound of a cleared throat.

Darkdancer whirled, “David!” There he stood, in all his glory, rugged good looks, sweet blue eyes, pale blond hair, long black coat and evil smirk.

“Hello Darkdancer.”

“You know me?”

“Indeed, your fanfic inspired me to fix the movie to a more satisfactory ending”

“I’ll say.” Darkdancer muttered, “Wait a minute. YOU fixed the film, how?”

“Oh one of the Powers That Be owed me a favor.”

“Why did you make it cut off?” Darkdancer asked pitifully.

“He he. And they say men are lascivious, what did you want? Full nudity and description?”

“Yes. Besides everyone knows women are more lascivious then men, we’re just pickier and keep it among ourselves.”

David snorts, “Well I’m not going to parade my sex life in front of the entire world. I’ll leave that to you with your fanfiction,” He levels a glare at her, “Which I expect to see more of starring me, I’m feeling neglected, you have one story for me and 15 for that Chakotay and Tom you’re always yapping about.”

Darkdancer looks guilty, “Well, I’ve been writing them longer, I’ll write more for you, I promise.”

“You better. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to get back to f**** ing Michael.”