-Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.

-Profanity fuckin’ sucks.

-If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

-The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

-Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

-Prejudiced people are all alike.

-Evil is not all bad.

-I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

-Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

-There's no such thing as nonexistence.

-Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

-As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.

-He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.

-I disagree with unanimity.

-I have my doubts about disbelief.

-Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

-One should never generalize.

-Avoid clichés like the plague.

-Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

-On one hand, I'm indecisive, but on the other, I'm not.

-I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.

-Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

-Death to all fanatics!

-An oral contract isn't worth the paper it’s written on.

-If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.

-I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

-I always wanted to be a procrastinator!

-Rehab is for quitters!

-The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.

-Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.

-Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever.

-My identity lies in not knowing who I am.

-I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.

-I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.

-Free advice is worth what you paid for it.

-I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.

-Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.

-There are only three kinds of people: people who can count and people who can't.

-Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.