Hazardous Materials Information Sheet

ELEMENT: Women

SYMBOL: Wo

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40kg to 200kg

OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
Surface usually covered in painted film
Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
Yields if pressure applied in correct places

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason
Insoluble in liquids, but actively increases greatly in saturation of alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES:
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent

TESTS:
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
Turns green when placed beside a beta specimen

HAZARDS:
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands