Letters to the Editor
Opening doors to the riffraff
I was initially happy to read that new subsidized housing is
going to be built for teachers in Santa Clara (Opinion, June 26).
Finally, we will no longer have to step gingerly over sleeping
forms huddled under old handouts in the doorways of businesses or
avert our eyes at busy intersections from the doleful faces of
hungry educators. But stop and think: Do we really want teacher
ghettos in our neighborhoods? Picture gangs of young teachers
hanging out on every corner discussing orbital spin and quadratic
equations. What happens when your children go to the local park
only to find sonnets and historical essays scrawled all over the
playground equipment? Imagine your horror when your little girl
tells you that a nice man on the corner is giving out free
protractors.
Don't get me wrong -- I like teachers. Some of my best friends
are teachers. But do we really want their kind living among us? I
mean, opening our kids' eyes to the wonder and complexity of the
world around them is all well and good (and it keeps the little
buggers busy all day while we pursue our own careers), but all
this ``teaching'' does nothing to enhance the culture of
unbridled greed and self-aggrandizement that is the hallmark of
our Silicon Valley. And why should teachers get a handout for
shelter when the rest of us have had to work weeks, even months,
to amass the bloated fortunes to buy our own modest estates (my
Ford Behemoth barely fits in my garage)?
If teachers get cheap homes, it will only encourage more teachers
to relocate here. And not just teachers, either. Affordable
housing will bring in all sorts of riffraff -- janitors, bus
drivers, artists, nurses, crafts people, firefighters,
shopkeepers, social workers and police officers. And then what
kind of a community will we have?