Crackhead Note
Okay, I know you're probably thinking, "what the hell??" Let us explain. One day Marrow's creative juices were flowing in her algebra class as she was writing a note to Squash. These are the analogies she came up with concerning the Backstreet Boys.
Hey veggie I'm back! Cause I just thought of something "chilling" in algebra. When you really think about it, some of our nicknames for Da Kinks are really.... screwed. Okay let's start with the cousin - Kevin. Ok, so we gave him the name "Turtle" because he....talks...so....slow.... Right? And then, his other nickname is "Train" because he always runs into stuff. But think about that - slow Turtle, fast Train, all in one guy. How contradicting is that? I feel like a teacher! Ok, let's move on. Next we have Howard. His animal nickname is "Bunny" - for sake of his long teeth and cause they're both so darn cute and cuddly. And his other beloved nickname is Peckster, due to his.....ahem....chest. Now....bunny, cute; peckster, kinky. Yet another contradiction of terms. BUTT, not all of our nicknames for Da Kinks are totally outrageous. Let's think of the Kink who has been Kevin's cousin "all his life". His animal nickname is "Monkey", cause, well, he's goofy and he looks like one. And the other is "Smiler" or"Rok". (this is screwed - note from Squash) Smiler makes sense cause monkeys are happy, playful, smiley type animals. Rok makes sense cause monkeys...... like...... rock. And then, moving on, we have "The Rebel". So his nickname is "Bone" because he's skinny and cause of his bone necklace. His animal is the Bug. Those too have no relation, but, the next one does. We call him the "Sex Fiend". "Fiend" for short. Bugs could be considered fiends, huh? I mean they swarm around and bite you and get really annoying. Well you know what, I'm not entirely sure what a fiend is so forget that entire analization. Can you tell how bored I am? I'm in French now. Nick doesn't have a cute nickname so I don't have anything to compare "Puppy" to. But wait, it's not over yet. If you care to notice your main man, and my main man, Kevin and AJ are total opposites. AJ looks like a bug with some of his sunglasses and is as skinny as a bone, but Kevin doesn't look at all like either of his. However, they are the only two of Da Kinks whose both nicknames start with the same letter (she's really on crack- Squash- yet again!) T and B. Unless you consider AJ's other nickname, "The Cow", but that is a whole different path and besides, he doesn't have anything in common with cows except for the one on the commercial "Fancy A Shag?" BUT WAIT! I'm still not done with my.... whatever you call it. (OMG! now you know why we call this the 'crackhead letter' - guess who- squash) Your top two dudes, Kevin and Howie, are the two with contradicting nicknames. My top two dudes, Brian and AJ, are the ones with simlilarites. So what's that say? And there's more. Our boys and their nicknames also have startling coincedences to other bands. Consider, if you will, =), their broad nickname, Da Kinks. There was as we all know an old group called THE Kinks with one big hit (i don't know about the others) and two related members. I think they were brothers though. ("see him? That there's my brother!") Now, Brian is of course a monkey. And there is of course an old band called "The Monkees" who sing my theme song "Hey Hey We're The Monkees". (Go figure!) Hmmmmmmmmm........ Let's go right along to the monkey's cousin. His nickname is "Train" and there just so happens to be a rising band we both enjoy called Train. They, however, sing a song about a girl and Da Kinks sing songs TO girls. The next one is less obvious, but i think it still counts. AJ's nickname is Bug. Beetles are bugs. The Beatles were a very popular, trendsetting band who wore, often, sunglasses. And AJ..... you know. Oh I just thought of the word I was trying to think of earlier for this crap I'm doing - analogies. Yeh - heh - heh. One more thing - both of our names have the same letters, (oh lordy! Doesn't everyone's? Marrow even realizes that... NOW. Most people's names DO have the same letters!!) if you write them all out and cross all the letters out one by one. Except on mine, I had to use a middle name and spell out Alexander, cause you know my name is so darn long. Well I'm sure I bored the crap out of you (YES!) so I'll let you get back to life. But just think (that's what Marrow NEEDS to do once in a while) about it.... are all these things merely coincedences?
Love Marrow