Brian:
Intent: Brian jumps REALLY HIGH and he has flaming balls.
Actually: You set him up on a platform with holes the shape of his feet. Then, you press the magic button and Brian falls on his face.
Nick:
Intent: Nick is a super-Ninja and has powerful weapons.
Actually: He has a stupid yellow ponytail and a stick. Place the stick in his hands, push his magic button, and he (occasionally) drops it. Otherwise his arms just spaz out and the stick stays. He also has something really long dangling between his legs. His feet are in the shape of hooves.
Howie:
Intent: Howie can cast mirages with his mind - - ??
Actually: Howie has a kimono. It is removable. If you push his magic button his amulet lights up and he raises his arms in joy.
Kevin:
Intent: Who knows. He wears chaps.
Actually: Kevin is tight - place him in his cool as shit Cryogenic Freezing Unit with his feet attached to the appropriate stands, push the button on the Cryogenic Freezing Unit, and he comes flying out and stands straight up. You also get the joy in saying "I can make Kevin POP up!! Watch!!"
AJ:
Intent: To be sexy.
Actually: Who'd have thought, AJ, of all the Backstreet Boys, is a pole dancer. Secure his hands on the rod, place finger at top of rod, let go of AJ, and he spins down and crashes on the floor. His hat is very cool. Also, his waist is twistable.