| You might be a Dildo if.... |
| - You are blatantly unable to distinguish South Africa from South America. - You enjoy making sarcastic and/or humorous comments over airplane intercoms. - You wear hideous crations on top of your head which "aren't your fault" so "please don't laugh at them". - You are a fake penis. (what are you doing here?) - You constantly make a big deal about toilets. - You are insane and bored and you don't know, but that was definitely your LAST piercing. - Kevin said so. |