Family Values
Not all families are functional
OUR KIDS
We spent some time thinking about how screwed up each of our sets of kids would be with each of Da Kinks. Here's what we came up with.
Katie & Frack:
These kids would be somewhere in between everything, probably. They would be cute and fairly sweet. Not as smart as Katie but not as dumb as Nick. The boys would probably run around with gold chais wearing FUBU and the little girls would wear silver and be good. They would love beaches.
Katie & Bone:
OMG. This would be wierd - talk about complete opposites. They would probably be artistic and write a lot and dance - maybe a couple of tatoos. If the "big heartness" AJ always talks about come through, these kids would be very gentle caring souls. All in all I think they would be either good with a wild streak or vice versa.
Katie & Train:
Quiet kids - witty, wrinkled - up nose laughs, nice full eyebrows , and lovers of chaps. Good old Southern kids. They would love anything Katie would put on the table, especially that mean batch of chinese food. They'd just be Southern to the extreme and tid cows and tell good stories.
Katie & Brian:
More Southern kids. Katie and B-Rok have the same color hair so they'd probably have short goldeny hair and narrow eyes. They would be religious, kind and have lots of cats and little animals. They would love fast food and have good senses of humor.
Katie & Howie:
Oh my gosh these kids would be great little kids. They would be cute and attractive... incredibly caring and sweet, and have a HOOOGE tendency to be best friends with any horny shopping people. Nuff said.
Lora & Frack:
These kids would be incredibly stupid. I think they would just walk right off a cliff and never know what hit them. not only would they run into parked cars on foot, but they would also be pre-school dropouts. That sums it up pretty good . But we have no clue what kind of temper they would have because Nick apparently has a bad temper, and Lora never gets mad at ANYTHING.
Lora & Bone:
First of all with Lora and AJ as parents, these kids would be covered in tatoos by the age of five. Combining the horniness of these two people would lead none other than sex fanatic kids. Yep, hopefully Lora will discover birth control. Also, these kids will be incredibly skinny. Yet they both have big hearts and love poetry, so maybe it will rub off on their kids. Dancing and music will play a major part in the kids' lives.
Lora & Kevin:
coming soon
Lora & Brian:
coming soon
Lora & Howie:
One word, " sssswwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt"