HELL FROZE OVER
CAUSE YOU KNOW THIS'LL NEVER HAPPEN...
*Nick goes an entire interview without screwing up.

*Nick actually "resides", not "resigns" in Florida.

*Kevin plucks his eyebrows.

*Nick FINALLY wears the black turtleneck, glasses, and hair in eyes we are always begging him to wear.

*We update more than once every 2 months.

*Brian does something naughty.

*AJ goes an entire concert without humping!

*We learn to do html or make graphics.

*Nick matures.

*AJ gains weight.

*Nick loses weight.

*AJ gets sick of Micky D's.

*Brian sings off key.

*Nick stops buying dogs.

*Kevin is fast enough to get in the chair on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

*The fans in the concerts actually stop screaming long enough to hear the Boys scream.
You know hell froze over when...
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