* Stake out all the bathrooms in Florida. AJ's bound to get there soon.
* Go to boring stores that sell sinks and lamps and wait for Howie.
* Go to women's stores.
* Go to the nearest basketball court and start singing gospel.
* 'Golf World' is always a good stop.
* We have a "Pocket Billiards and Spirits" place here... we'll look for AJ there.
How To Write A BSB Song
* You must discreetly hint sex in your lyrics.
* Bad grammar is a MUST.
* Kevin is not allowed to sing.
* If you insist Kevin being in the song, he must say 'baby' at least once.
How To Attract A BSB
* Be prepared to shake what your mama gave you.
* Have a good head on your shoulders.
* Wear your new McDonald's perfume.
* Have a last name that starts with a 'W'.
* If all else fails, walk around naked. You'll be sure to attract more that just AJ.
* Carry around a small dog.
How To Strike Up A Conversation With A BSB
* Tell them you're a Catholic School girl and they'll immediately star asking if you're a "nice" or a "naughty" Catholic school girl
* Stand within earshot of Nick and complain about how you can't beat your new Nintendo game.
* Walk up to Kevin, hold out your hand and say, "Hello. I am not a Dildo."
* Walk up to Brian crying with an injured Chihauha in your arms and ask if he knows what's wrong with your puppy. (Note: It is first necessary to find a chihauha and injure it)
* Ask all of them why they look so damn familiar.
* Tell Howie you are LOVIN the Jesus look.
* Start talking to AJ about anything about toilets. We've notcied he mentions these alot.
* Say, "man, I could really go for some Jack Daniel's right about now" to AJ or Howie.
*Tell AJ to go away. Betcha 10 bucks he won't.