You might be a Backstreet Boy if....

- You are gorgeous and sexy. - You are a living legend and set the standards for boybands everywhere. - You can sing and harmonize like the SHIT, BOMB DIGGITY. - Everything you do is recorded and scrutinized by thousands of girls and often posted on the web. - You can't go anywhere without your security.  - Some poophead jerk stole your dogs. - Your having a girlfriend/wife makes little girls you don't know squeal and scream "How dare you?!" - It appears suddenly okay for you to wear women's clothes, even though it's not.

What else could I be?

P.S. If it turns out you are indeed a Backstreet Boy and all these things apply to you, please EMAIL US NOW.