You might be Nick Carter if...
- You can't spell your own name.

- You have bad grammar and people always laugh at you when you talk.

- You manage to look incredible in whatever tacky crap you decided to wear, instead of walking around naken like you should be doing.

- Your best friends are four of the greatest, funniest, cutest guys on our planet Earth.

- You like to call people "dumbasses", especially people named Howie.

- When you think of your heavenly father whom you love, the words "the Bomb" come to mind.

- You have an insatiable desire to BUY MORE DOGS

- Nintendo is a daily necessity in your life.

- If it's not cheese pizza, it ain't for you.

- Thinking is definitely NOT one of your top priotities.
I'm don't think I'm Nick Carter.